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 |  Subject: Robert Pattinson: Dead By 30, Apparently  Tue Jun 15, 2010 3:06 pm | |
| Robert Pattinson has struck upon a novel way to promote Eclipse – he’s swanning around proclaiming his imminent death.
What a genius. Seriously. Think about it. Imagine if Heath Ledger or James Dean had told everyone that they were going to die young – instead of turning its nose up at the likes of A Knight’s Tale or those two episodes of Treasury Men In Action, the world would have gobbled them up, knowing that they should make the most of their rare talents while they still had the chance.
It’s a tactic that Robert Pattinson has clung onto, as he’s announced in an interview that he’ll probably be dead by the age of 30. Don’t worry though, teenage girls, Robert Pattinson probably won’t be dead by 30. His career will be dead by 30, but chances are he’ll remain physically fine.
It’s interesting how the cast of Twilight: Eclipse are doing all they can to appear as awful as possible at the moment, isn’t it? There are those two kids who were bitching that they didn’t get enough money, then Kristen Stewart decided to compare fame to the physical act of being raped, and now Robert Pattinson has announced that he’s got less than six years left in him.
That’s right, Robert Pattinson will almost certainly be dead by the time he’s 30. Please take that as an instruction to start designing the crappy pieces of commemorative needlepoint that you’re bound to start flogging on eBay three minutes after his death. MSNBC reports:
Robert Pattinson, 24, once said in an interview that he worried that so many good things have happened to him at such an early age. “I guess I just thought if too many good things happen, then you’re going to die at 30,” he explains in a new Nightline interview airing Monday. “I didn’t want that to happen. Yeah, so probably, I’m going to die at 30.”
Not that we’re encouraging it or anything, but an early death would be a great career move for Robert Pattinson. Not only would he avoid the inevitable balding, paunchy ‘Hey, didn’t you used to be Robert Pattinson?’ years, but it’d keep his legend alive forever. In fact, if Robert Pattinson does die at the age of 30, he’ll instantly go down as the Kurt Cobain of idiots with stupid hair who made terrible films about sparkly pervert vampires with borderline personality disorders. Who wouldn’t want an obituary like that? | |
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| | Subject: Re: Robert Pattinson: Dead By 30, Apparently Tue Jun 15, 2010 3:06 pm | |
| Cannot believe they are still discussing this?! | |
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