Reports on the web today have Kristen Stewart involved in a serious traffic accident and, afterwards, an assault by the other vehicle's occupants on the streets of LA. Here are the details...
Oh cruel web! Specifically, cruel website called "Global Associated News" for being behind so many of the recent celeb hoaxes that take off like wildfire on the Internet.
The latest victim? Kristen Stewart.
Earlier today GAN's front site, FakeAWish put out the story that includes this quote:
“Witness reports indicate that Kristen Stewart’s BMW struck a pickup truck towing landscaping equipment. Three men exited the truck and extracted her from the vehicle then began kicking and punching the actress before fleeing the scene.”
IT'S ALL A FAKE!!!
Kristen Stewart is just fine. It never happened.
Besides... who would pull someone from a wrecked vehicle, saving their lives apparently, and THEN kick their butt???
Just the latest example of a particularly vicious "prank" that causes a lot of web buzz for a single article... How much money can you make on such a stupid trick?
Just ask George Clooney, Jeff Goldblum and Natalie Portman. They've been the victims of this website's jokes and are still denying that they've been crippled or even (GASP!)... dead.
So don't believe it Twi-Hards. Latest reports indicate Kristen is just fine.
But if you must believe... then I've got some land I'd like you to see in a little town down south called Miami Beach.... hardly touched! It's like a ghost town... seriously.
NOT!!!